The News according to Vasto…

I have read several issues of the local paper that I will now call the “The Parkville Delusionary,” I will comment upon the issues that caught my eye. The first issue I will deal with is the response from Vasto to a supposed “letter” to the editor about Tom Hutsler “stealing” Papers and intimidating people from allowing the paper to be available to the public in their venue. WHAT? I have seen the paper available to the public at businesses around town for sale and for free, I personally prefer not to read this trash, but it is necessary for me to do so I order to counter what is written by Vasto against those he has an agenda against. In respect to the First Amendment, the First Amendment does not prohibit citizens from suppressing freedom of speech; it prohibits the GOVERNMENT from suppressing free speech. I am thinking Mark Vasto needs to take a review class on the Constitution of the United States of America, or better yet get some psychiatric help for his paranoid schizophrenia with delusions of grandeur. I also think that the author of the letter is definitely an imaginary person, unlike me, that happens to be a REAL friend to John Kuhns.

Second, Vasto wrote about a WDAF news segment that featured Carol Kuhns discussing merchants leaving downtown Parkville for Zona Rosa. Carol is not a telescope salesperson, at least that is what she told me; she told me that she is a shop owner of a science toy store. In fact HMS Beagle is one the top rated science education stores in the region, which is a lot better than owning a newspaper that has less circulation than the Kansas City Kansan and is only good for lining pet cages. Unfortunately, I have heard rumors that a couple of pets exploded after looking at the paper they were pooping on.

Third, “The Word on the Street” article about the Bluegrass Block Party. This is the only event that is being done on Main Street this year. But when you are Mark Vasto, it is nice to think that you had some kind of influence on how events in Parkville are conducted. I have heard about how Vasto was in charge of Christmas on the River and was able to lose $19,000 dollars during the festival. Hey Mark while you are re-learning constitutional issues, you should take a course on running festivals that make a profit.

What does Vasto hope to achieve with his agenda against those that are Pillars of the Community? Who knows from a little man with a paper that supposedly represents a community that he does not even live in. I personally do not see anything in the “Delusionary” that has anything to offer this community that gives back to it, nor brings people to our fair city, nor does it increase our commerce. Vasto is nothing more than a carpetbagger with a printing press.