Is The Luminary Light Burnt Out?

Where is the Parkville Luminary Papers that once occupied the newsstands around town? There are none to be found anywhere, none at the stores, none at Park University, none at Patriots Bank, none at the restaurants, and none in the newsstands at all. It is like the Parkville Luminary just ceased to exist. The last date on the Parkville Luminary online site is January 30 2010. Is it possible that the Luminary is out of Business? I even tried looking for the other Luminary’s You Tube channel and low and behold it doesn’t exist. Mark, what’s up? Did you run out of cash? Did your investors get tired of the lack of profitable returns? Here it is the middle of February and still no cage liners and fish wrap from you at all. Are you on vacation from the monotony that is your daily life? Did your significant other find out about one of your extramarital affairs?

Is there any other reason that you haven’t printed the paper yet? Are you out of funds, have you considered a government bailout? Has your family realized that you are crazy and had you committed for treatment? Well whatever the reason I am going to miss the issues of your paper that I was hoping to use for my paper mache projects that I was going to use on the target range. When I asked about this recent development with Tom Hutsler, he responded, “there is good news when there is no news from the Parkville Luminary.” Is this the end of the Parkville Luminary, I don’t know, there is still the Parkville Luminary online account, and it is still on twitter.com; but nothing in a printed paper format.

I will still be on the look out for any other developments on this story.